Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife

Happy Anniversary Funny Quotes

To celebrate another year of love and happiness, here are some funny anniversary quotes to help you enjoy the day. Whether you’re spending it with your spouse or just reminiscing about the past, these quotes are sure to make you smile.

To celebrate another year of marriage, couples exchange funny quotes that remind them of why they are together. These quotes are often cheesy, but they are also a way to make each other laugh and feel loved.

Happy Anniversary Funny Quotes

“You’re still here? I like it.”

“Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”

“I’m completely not sick of you yet.”

Marx“Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary!”

“Marriage: when dating goes too far.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”- Groucho 

“Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”

Happy Anniversary Funny Quotes for Friends

“I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”

Happy Anniversary Funny Quotes for Friends

“Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”

“Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”

“Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.”

“We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary Baby!”

“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.”

Short Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband

“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.”

“I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”

“Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”

“Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.”

“All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

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Happy Anniversary Quotes

“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops..”

Happy Anniversary Quotes

“I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”

“If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.”

“I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”

“My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

“Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”

“There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”

“It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.”

Anniversary One Liners for Husband

“One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”

“Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”

“Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”

“I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”

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“Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”

“Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.”

Looking for a way to show your loved one how much you care? Check out these funny anniversary quotes that are sure to make them smile. From goofy and sweet to heartfelt and romantic, we’ve got you covered. So find the perfect words to celebrate your love and happiness, and have a laugh while you’re at it!

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