Bully Quotes Funny

There are a lot of Bully Quotes Funny out there. Some of them are mean, some of them are just plain funny, and some of them are both. But all of them have one thing in common: they’re all about bullying.

Looking for a little inspiration to help you stand up to bullies? Check out our collection of Bully Quotes Funny. From famous authors, actors, and musicians, these quotes will have you laughing out loud and ready to take on the world.

Bully Quotes Funny

‘‘I don’t care if you are a paperclip; I will still find something wrong with you.’’

‘‘Cowards make me sick.’’

‘‘Don’t be afraid to fight back. It makes you a man (or woman).’’

‘‘Bullies are just begging for a comeuppance.’’

‘‘I don’t care if you are the pope; I will still find something wrong with you.’’

‘‘The bully at school was picking on me, so I went to his house and beat him up.’’

‘‘You may be bigger than me, but I bet you don’t know dick about anything.’’

‘‘Fight back or forever hold your peace.’’

Bully Quotes and Sayings

‘‘I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can solve any problem.’’

‘‘You don’t have a monopoly on toughness.’’

‘‘You may have more money than me, but I bet you don’t have any friends.’’

‘‘I don’t care if you are the best speller in the world; I will still find something wrong with you.’’

‘‘You’re so smart, why don’t you tell me something I don’t know?’’

‘‘I don’t care how talented you are; I will still find something wrong with you.’’

‘‘Its funny when I’m cyber bullied(anonymously) because when people do it to me,I don’t think of how much I want to hurt them or punch them in the face like my friends do … but I go on this site and write a quote to them back, hoping to kill them with kindness.’’ — Ashley Jackson

Funny Quotes About Bulldogs

‘‘He just needs a little lovin’ from one of his own.’’

‘‘You think you are so tough? You ain’t that tough.’’

‘‘Don’t be so smart; it makes you vulnerable to attack.’’

‘‘Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.’’ — Ellen DeGeneres

American Bully Funny Quotes

‘‘He’s just jealous because you have a great relationship with your dad, and he doesn’t.’’

‘‘That’s why he keeps trying to sabotage your life.’’

‘‘A funny thing about charisma: the same people who can make you feel an inch tall can also make you feel huge, fortified, sometimes almost simultaneously.’’ — Garth Risk Hallberg

“I can take care of myself.” – Really, Brian? Prove it!’’

‘‘What do you call a fish with no eyes? A dead fish.’’

Funny Quotes About Bully

‘‘You know, bullying,” her mother began. “I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied, Myface bullied.”

“Oh, God!” Arista groaned. “It’s My Space or Facebook. Not Myface.’’ — Dianne F. Gray

‘‘This is followed by laughter because we’re in high school, which means we’re predictable and almost everything is funny, especially if it’s someone else’s public humiliation.’’ — Jennifer Niven

‘‘I dare you not to laugh at these.’’

Funny Quotes About Bully Friends

‘‘The bully puppy that just won’t stop.’’

‘‘That poor kid with no friends.’’

‘‘I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central?’’ — Chris Rock

‘‘Don’t mess with my friends or me. We are not to be trifled with.’’

‘‘I dare you to mess with my crew and me. We are the real deal.’’

Bully Quotes Funny seems to be very unhappy with how bullying is often handled in society. The author believes that bullying is often taken too seriously and that people should lighten up about it. The author also believes that bully quotes can be funny, and that they can help to make light of a difficult situation.