Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes

To celebrate a 50th wedding anniversary, many couples like to look back at the good times and shared experiences that have brought them together for so long. These funny 50th anniversary quotes will help you do just that!

Looking for a way to commemorate a 50th anniversary? Check out these funny quotes that will help you celebrate in style!

Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes

‘‘A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.’’

‘‘Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble. Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!’’

‘‘Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!’’

‘‘Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.’’

‘‘Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.’’

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‘‘Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again. Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity. For now, happy anniversary!’’

‘‘All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.’’

‘‘Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.’’

‘‘Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.’’

‘‘By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.’’

50th Anniversary One Liners

‘‘Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late!’’

‘‘Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.’’

‘‘Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!’’

‘‘Funny Anniversary Cards and Quotes I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.’’

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‘‘If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.’’

‘‘I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.’’

‘‘A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.’’

‘‘Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.’’

‘‘I thought I’ll collapse, Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts! We must really in love with each other, don’t you think? Happy Anniversary!’’

Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes for Parents

‘‘Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.’’

‘‘Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.’’

‘‘Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.’’

‘‘A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.’’

‘‘Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.’’

Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes to Couple

‘‘Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.’’

‘‘After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.’’

‘‘I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.’’

‘‘I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!’’

‘‘Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win.’’

‘‘Funny Anniversary Cards and Quotes The longer you’re with someone the more you rub off on each other. So I don’t expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.’’

Anniversary Quotes for Couple

‘‘It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.’’

‘‘An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.’’

‘‘You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!’’

‘‘If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.’’

‘‘Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even.’’

‘‘There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!’’

‘‘Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.’’

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‘‘Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.’’

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‘‘I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.’’

To celebrate 50 years of marriage, some couples might share a sentimental quote or two. But these 50th anniversary quotes are sure to make you laugh!