60 Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends

Your best friend is a special person in your life, and you need to appreciate them. You can do this by treating them right and helping them whenever they need your assistance. In addition, you should support them emotionally when they feel down and inspire them to keep going. You can do this by sending or sharing with them funny friendship quotes for best friends. Read on to know some the friendship quotes you can share with them.

‘‘We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.’’ -Unknown

“Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.”

‘‘Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.’’
-Unknown

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“I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”

‘‘If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.’’
-Unknown

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”

‘‘I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.’’
-Unknown

“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”

‘‘Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.’’
-Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

‘‘You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.’’
-Unknown.

“A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy. … I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it.”

‘‘Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.’’
-Oprah Winfrey

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“Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.”

‘‘Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.’’
-Unknown

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”  – Rita Mae Brown

‘‘I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.’’
-Unknown

‘‘You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.’’
-Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.”

‘‘Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.’’
-Greg Tamblyn

“Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.”

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‘‘Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.’’
-Unknown

“Friends are our chosen family.”

‘‘Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’’
-Cookie Monster

“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”

‘‘Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.’’
-Unknown

“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” – Matt Schucker

‘‘A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.’’
-Bernard Meltzer

“I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.”

‘‘Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.’’
-Unknown

“I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.”

‘‘A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.’’
–Jim Hayes

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

‘‘I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.’’
-Unknown

‘‘It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.’’
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.”

‘‘Friends offer free therapy.’’
-Unknown

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“Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.”

‘‘We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.’’
-Unknown

“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

‘‘It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.’’
–Marlene Dietrich

“You had me at ‘I hate her too.'”

‘‘Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public’’
-Unknown

“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”

‘‘Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.’’
-Sicilian Proverb

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

‘‘Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.’’
-Unknown

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”

‘‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.’’
-Charles Lamb

“I’d take a nerf bullet for you.”

‘‘Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions.’’
-Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things … alone.”

‘‘It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’’
-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”

‘‘I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends’’
-Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up … after I finish laughing.”

‘‘Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.’’
-Unknown

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“I was an innocent being once … then my best friend came along.”

‘‘We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.’’
-Unknown

“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.”

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‘‘One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.’’
-Clifton Fadiman

“We will always be friends ’til we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends.”

‘‘God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters’’
-Unknown

“Friendship is so weird … You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.”

‘‘Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.’’
-Unknown

“If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.”

‘‘You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.’’
-Laurence J. Peter

“No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.”

‘‘Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.’’
-Unknown

‘‘Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.’’
-Unknown

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“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room … but not too humid because. you know … my hair.”

‘‘There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.’’
-Linda Grayson

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“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

‘‘We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes’’
-Unknown

‘‘We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.’’
-Unknown

It’s advisable to show your best friend that you care and you can go an extra mile to help them. You can do this by sharing with them the above funny friendship quotes for best friends. The quotes will also inspire you to keep doing good things for your best friend because that’s the right thing to do. Read and share the quotes with them, and you will realize the impact.