51 Best Step Brothers Quotes
In the 2008 comedy âStep Brothersâ, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play two unemployed middle-aged men who are forced to live together when their parents marry. The pair immediately clash, but eventually learn to get along by bonding over their shared love of music and outrageous pranks. Featuring a plethora of hilarious quotes, âStep Brothersâ is an unforgettable film that is sure to make you laugh out loud.
In the 2008 film âStep Brothersâ, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play two middle-aged men forced to live together after their parents marry. The film is full of quotable lines, but these ten stand out the most.
Step Brothers Quotes
âIâm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.â â Dale Doback
âIâm gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!â
âI work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like Iâm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and⊠I just figure it out.â â Dale Doback

âLast week, I put liquid paper on a bee⊠and it died.â
âGotta have my boats and hoes!â â Dale Doback
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âDad, Iâm doing this because I love you. Fu*k you.â
âYou and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.â â Dale Doback
âWhen you fall asleep, Iâm gonna punch you square in the face.â
âYou know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.â â Derek
âMy mom is being eaten by a dog and thereâs nothing I can do!â
âDid we just become best friends?â â Brennan Huff
Funny Step Brothers Quotes
âMaybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.â
âMaybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.â â Brennan Huff
âIâve been called the songbird of my generation.â
âYou know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.â â Brennan Huff
Step Brothers Quotes So Much Room for Activities
âYou keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! Sheâs a saint!â
âIâm not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I donât want to kick you in the head quite as much.â â Derek
âIâm not gonna call him dad, not even if thereâs a fire.â
âOprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fu*k one, marry one, kill one. Go!â â Dale Doback

âI still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.â
âOn the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Donât even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.â â Dale Doback
Step Brothers Quotes Drum Set
âOne time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.â â Dale Doback
âWhat poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?â
âDonât lose your dinosaur.â â Robert Doback
âOprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fu*k one, marry one, kill one. Go!â
âYour voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.â â Dale Doback
âSticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!â â Brennan Huff
Randy Step Brothers Quotes
âGet out of my face, or Iâm gonna roundhouse your ass.â â Brennan Huff
âYour drumset is a wh*re! I tea bagged your drumset!â â Brennan Huff
âDad, what are you doing? Itâs âShark Weekâ!â â Dale Doback
âYou and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.â
âIâm fu*king miserable. I had to get up at 10 oâclock this morning.â â Dale Doback
Step Brothers Quotes Best Friends
âThatâs so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.ââ Dale
âDad, weâre men. That means a few things â we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pu*sy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. Thatâs what we do, and now that is all wrecked.â â Dale Doback
âYou should have never let us make bunk beds! It was a terrible idea! Thereâs blood everywhere! Dad, Nancy, itâs so bad. Thereâs blood everywhere. Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Whyâd you let us do that? Itâs so bad!â
âBrennan, Denise called and she said she canât spend New Yearâs Eve with you because sheâs not your girlfriend, sheâs your therapist.â â Nancy
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Step Brothers Quotes Bunk Beds
âDo you wanna go do karate in the garage?â â Brennan
âBrennan, that is the voice of an angel. I canât even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.ââ Dale
âListen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.â â Brennan
âWhy are you so sweaty?â â Dale âI was watching cops.â â Brennan
âIâm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!ââ Brennan
Step Brothers Quotes Dinosaur
âSo many activities!ââ Brennan
âThis is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.ââ Dale
âThatâs so funny; the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.â
âWhat poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?â â Brennan
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âIâm fu*king miserable. I had to get up at 10 oâclock this morning.â
âThis is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.â
âOne time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.â
âDad, what are you going? Itâs âShark Weekâ!â
Step Brothers Quotes This House Is a Prison
âBrennan, that is the voice of an angel. I canât even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.â
In the movie Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play two grown men who are forced to live together after their parents get married. The two share a love of quoting movies, and their favorite pastime is coming up with hilarious and absurd scenarios.