Anniversary One Liners for Husband

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife

Looking for a funny way to say “happy anniversary” to your wife? Check out these hilarious anniversary quotes that will make her laugh. From cheesy one-liners to funny observations, we’ve got you covered. So go ahead and make her smile this special day!

Looking for a funny way to say “Happy Anniversary” to your wife? Check out these hilarious anniversary quotes that will make her laugh and love you even more!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife

“Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!”

“After all these years there’s no place I would rather be than right here with you. Happy [50th] anniversary!”

“Oh dear!! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you on all these days, And I am rejoiced again now to think that I am still having that opportunity, So let us celebrate the Anniversary.”

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“Happy [5th] anniversary, babe. I love you more and more every year!”

“Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again. Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity. For now, happy anniversary!”

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“Even after [20] years, I’ve never known anyone more beautiful, more kind and more loving than you. Happy Anniversary to my one and only true love.”

“I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years! With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me! We’ll look forward for another year.”

“It started with a dream of a life together, and the dream only gets better. Cheers to [one] year of marriage!”

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“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.”

“Even though the years continue to pass, my love for you only grows stronger. Happy [25th] anniversary!”

“I congratulate you, you’ve been working so hard. Dealing with a man like me for all these years. Happy Anniversary, dear!”

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples

“In a world where so many things can be uncertain, you are the one thing that I will always be sure of. Happy anniversary!”

“Does remembering our anniversary mean you will forgive me for forgetting your birthday?”

“If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.”

“There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!”

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples
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“We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”

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“Like the smiles in our selfies, you light up my life. I love you! Happy anniversary.”

“I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you put up with me all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next year.”

Short Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband

“Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.”

“Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy anniversary!”

“I can never tell you enough how beautiful you are, how much you make me smile and how much you mean to me. Happy anniversary to my one true love.”

“After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.”

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“I am so blessed to be married to someone as wonderful as you. Happy anniversary.”

“I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.”

“The good things in life are better with you.”

“Today we celebrate the greatest feat of any woman. Dealing with me all of these years.”

“From sending you good night texts to wishing you good morning, everything seems sweeter since I met you. Happy anniversary.”

“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change marrying you for anything in the world. The kids though…”

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“There’s nowhere else I’d rather be than right here by your side with your hand in mine. Happy anniversary.”

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“I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.”

“Happy anniversary! Thank you for always loving me for who I am.”

“I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.”

Anniversary One Liners for Husband

“I love doing life with you. Happy anniversary!”

“God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.”

“Happy anniversary to my better-in-every-way half. Seriously, you’re amazing.”

Wedding anniversaries are a time to celebrate the love that you and your spouse share. These funny anniversary quotes for wife will help you make her laugh and show her how much you love her.

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